Saturday, September 13, 2008

Time for a press pow-wow

Whenever my Step-dad talks to my little-brother, he opens it up by jokeingly starting with, "Let's have a father/son pow-wow". I think I should have one of those with the media right about now. Let me lay this out for ya: 
First up- Leave Sarah Palin ALONE! I can't tell you the amount of times I've heard those ever-so loving and accepting democrats say nasty comments about this lady. And the one that really gets my goat: Some don't think her youngest son is actually her son. If anyone I knew said that, I might have to have a little chat with the principal on why my fist has someone else's teeth embeded in the knuckle, if you know what I mean. I'm honestly sick of it. 
Topic Number Zwei: I know hurricane's are bad and all, but why do i keep having to listen to some sad-sob story about some idiot family who woke up in their second floor bedroom ankle deep in water just because they wouldn't evacuate. For crying in a bucket, folks, It's a stinking HURRICANE! Why would you willingly stand in it's way?! Come one, use your head for something besides a hat rack!
And Lastly, my Number Three for this fine fall week: I am fed up with global warming nonesense. There's a few factors to this little phenomena: It all started in the early nineties. The only reason weather averages were up globally was because the soviet union went down, effectively shutting down their weather stations in places like siberia, where it is pretty cold. Of course the removal of a few outliers will change things up. The Farmer's Almanac says that the nest ten to twenty years will be colder then average. What people don't realize is that the earth runs in cycles. There was a temporary hot spot in the middle ages: Ever wonder why the Vikings decided that greenland would be a nice place to live? For more info on this, I recommend the Book "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global warming." It's a good read. 
Well this just about sums up this weeks events. I'd like to Make a shout out to a Mr. Jack Schmalzreid. WAZZUP!

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